Who's this rando?
Graphic designer. Video producer. Roller derby announcer. Former classic rock morning show host. Internet cool kid.
Afraid of water and does not know how to ride a bike.
Was once featured as one of [city name redacted]‘s Tweeters to Follow by [publication title redacted]; moved out of the area immediately afterwards. Insists that the two events are completely unrelated.
Lives in Austin with an off-brand Roomba. They/them pronouns.
“Stelly makes things weird and weird things”
—Lindsay D, friend/former roommate
“How is Stelly even a real person”
—Corinne B, friend/coworker